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28 – BLACK MOLD PSYCHO

dustin — Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:29 +0000

Should Chelsea and all of society let go and go full psycho? This and more is rapidly pondered by CCP podcast callers and America’s beloved comedian in a reckless state of coffee and black mold altered-consciousness.

27 – CCP APP PRICING: EMOTIONS, INVESTIGATION, N TRICKERY

dustin — Wed, 08 May 2013 18:18:47 +0000

Chelsea admires the artistry in a clubby Spanish coffee anthem, discusses Apple fritters, apple products, duck eggs, “psychological pricing,” Blink 182, Teen Mom 2, etc. Also! Recovered H addict aka “Word is Bond” Andrew calls again – hot off his Cinco de Mayo margarita, a TJs employee prematurely hangs up on CP, two bear stories, a caller introduces The Name Game. Rachel Weaselface. A shoutout to Brendon Walsh. Noises. Chelsea has a rich, full life.

26 – DIAL 1 BEFORE NUM WHEN CALLING THE SHOW

dustin — Wed, 01 May 2013 21:15:29 +0000

Chelsea’s casual acquaintance aka treasured “friend of a friend” Moshe Kasher returns to the show as do two repeat callers: the high school class president updates us on all the many tasks he is currently tasked with (1 task) and an old enemy caller calls to mend fences! Also! A new favorite caller named Andrew emerges, fresh out of rehab but def still “drinking with dinner.” Chelsea and Moshe give differing tips on Bay Area foods’n'haunts, sing a lot, and help callers to grow. This ep dedicated to Jamaican-American filmmaker Tchaiko Omawale.

25 – THE CASE OF THE GOOD CALLERS

dustin — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:20:08 +0000

Legendary American personality Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a group of deep and feeling individuals, pondering love and friendship w some dude, Mormon snacks w a Mormon guy, current events, comedy, etc. Less hang ups, more gettin-to-know-you.

24 – RAY J, GRAMA, A SANDWICH PROCLAMATION

dustin — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 01:38:00 +0000

Intensely likeable comedian Chelsea Peretti listens to your voicemails and takes calls in this cherished ep. Gym rats, House of cards, divorce, vine, voicemail intonation, LA beanies, a minor bear attack, The Case of the Traumatized Goose, Josh Doouamel, a closet bed, internships, nite jogs, SF homeless, lipgloss germs, a guy who allegedly delivered pizza to Brandy and Ray J, and The Case of the Overwrought Basketball Confrontation, loveyoubye.

23 – TRAILMIX OF REGRET

dustin — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:57:37 +0000

Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a variety of Americans discussing: dog injuries, trailmix, generous laughter, vinyasa yoga, Girl Scout cookies, etc. Also! A lengthy call from Hollywood resident and probable multi-millionaire Harris Wittels.

22 – WHAT DO YOU BRING TO THE TABLE

dustin — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:05:24 +0000

Joe Mande joins extra coffee-cranked American legend Chelsea Peretti (TIME Magazine Top Tweeter, 2013) for calls about driving off a cliff, Howard hair trends, Mary J Blige, sleep paralysis, the Illuminati, plagues, hot tub maintenance, and blocking people IRL. They check on dear friend Brendon Walsh post dental surgery and powerful acquaintance Nick Kroll, also sickly. Also: The Case of the Three Geralds!

21 – MAC AND CHEESE IS BETTER THAN PIZZA

dustin — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 06:46:11 +0000

In this controversial ep Chelsea gets food tested, gives unsolicited dating advice, recalls nightwalks, erroneously imagines a caller to be the Stouffers heiress and forgets to play the song teased at the beginning of the show. Introducing: “The Case of The Crazed Potter!!”

20 – VISIT FROM A DEAR, DEAR COLLEAGUE

dustin — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:29:01 +0000

Top podcast host and American great Chelsea Peretti is joined by comedian Moshe Kasher in studio, taking calls from: young lovers Kendrick and Pam in ATL, an aggressive open mic comedian who both insults and aggrandizes them, a DC tour guide, a militant pro-redhead redhead, a 20 year old man who is still open enough to the world to cherish his gf, etc. Discussion of jealousy, flakes, and bottom lines. Chelsea shares a special personal voicemail!

19 – MOMS, TECH PEOPLE, TRAGIC JACKPOTS

dustin — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:29:40 +0000

Tchaiko returns to take calls with Chelsea. A guy who’s real into his gf calls. A lady who works at Yelp talks food. A son of a slumlord calls and does NBA-based sex-talk to CP over her signature music. Discussion of girls making the first move. Tchaiko and Chelsea interview their moms in Florida asking them your twitter Qs.

18 – THE HAWAII EPISODE (jk)

dustin — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 08:41:23 +0000

Zero signature sound effects are used in this wondrous ep — frontloaded with tons of Hawaii talk — featuring special guest Adam Scott and numerous callers named stuff like “John” and “Matt.” Hawaii, solo vacations, the relatable condos-versus-resorts debate, getting gussied up, Beyonce, murder, award shows, Miss Coppola, Philly, caramel apples, meteors, a bobcat attack, Parks goss, hummus, and of course, dance! Adam brings a TJs snack creation for Chelsea to try. A new song is tested out. Adam belches at one point like an animal.

17 – 98 DEGREES IN THE STUDIO

dustin — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 06:00:28 +0000

Chelsea’s dear college friend (beloved American director Tchaiko Omawale) joins her for what may be a top ep of the tens of thousands so far. Beards! Cologne! Feet! New song by Kool Kojak! Call from Bronx correspondent Kid Mero! Lots of sexy music. Show biz at its finest.

16 – LIVE FROM SUNDANCE

dustin — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 06:32:42 +0000

Hannibal Buress, Paul Scheer, Pete Holmes join Chelsea in Utah’s Park City for this live ep clip show, answering audience questions and discussing: street fights, motorboating, Girls, Django, mayo, pancakes versus waffles, Game of Thrones, horse-sized duck question, Toboggan deaths, Ray J, and French card game Mille Bornes.

15 – CHIROPRACTORS AND CO-HABITATION

dustin — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 12:16:40 +0000

Chelsea shares audio from a singing hotel elevator in Denver, learns about “weenie taps,” speaks to a history buff in Bangkok, chats about singing legend Anita Baker, and “discovers” Howard Stern. Plus: a new song from Reggie Watts.

14 – BANDWAGONS AND DREAM HOMES

dustin — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 11:18:46 +0000

A male caller cannot stop compulsively talking. A girl from Austin grills Chelsea. Repeat callers get through to an unnerving degree. Chelsea gives college advice. Discussion of flu shots, cellphone chargers, music festival fashion, sauerkraut, beets, falafel. Etc.

13 – OLIVER RETURNS (AND TANNER RETURNS)

dustin — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:00:51 +0000

Chelsea shares clips from her holiday roadtrip, listens to caller tragedies, realizes she should have been an emergency dispatcher, receives a voicemail from episode 1′s own Oliver from Germany and gets confirmation that mercury is, in fact, in retrograde. Dedicated to Megan.

12 – INTERNET PET PEEVES

dustin — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 06:00:12 +0000

American comedian Chelsea Peretti takes calls from random American greats (including Parks and Recreation writer Aisha Muharrar) on the topic of “Internet Pet Peeves” and tries to push for the revolutionary creation of an Internet Love Brigade. Discussion of Toni Braxton. She correctly uses the word “rancor” at one point.

11 – CRACK HUNT

dustin — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 06:00:12 +0000

American hero Chelsea Peretti checks caller voicemails (including a guy who says he’s good-looking and so has no relationship problems and a diabetic who had a terrible mishap). She also discusses women who propose to men, mayo as a white people condiment, basketball, poodle mixes, auto-correct, bangs, and headaches. Then she tries to ascertain which of her listeners have partaken in crack smoking. Shortened ep, for her pleasure… LOL!

10 – COUGHING & BURN CARE

dustin — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 04:00:58 +0000

In this historic 10th episode cult phenom Chelsea Peretti checks in with callers about their manners, dreams of a world in which Beyonce listens to her podcast, shares her harrowing tale of 2nd degree burn care, exploits her family, and premieres a booty-shake song about an outspoken heckler.

9 – A DARK, RAINY APOCALYPTIC EVENING

dustin — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 10:18:37 +0000

The 9th installment of this now classic American podcast includes a new game called The Chavezes, a high-school class president who tries to seduce Chelsea, finger tip disasters, BTs, suicidal ideation, Cornell West’s twitter bio, and calls with Tim Heidecker, Roy Hibbert, and Morgan Murphy.

8 – A BEAR STORY, GRAMA, DEIRDRE WHITMAN

dustin — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 08:03:05 +0000

Lotta caller chemistry as Chelsea finally gets her much-coveted bear story, debuts a new song, debuts a new food test, speaks with a young man about his brief flirtation with natural deoderant, calls her beloved 90 year old grama, and finds out she’s possibly homeless. Also some discussion of Channing Tatum.

7 – BILL BURR TRIES TO TEACH CHELSEA HOW TO CARE

dustin — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 06:00:47 +0000

Comedy legend Bill Burr (the podcast world’s Guns N Roses) tears down Chelsea’s many “walls” he claims she has up as they discuss politics, pie, old people, the film “Precious,” Bill’s botched TV entrance, gold-diggers, the apocalypse, redhead extinction, and how/who Chelsea should date. Very few calls taken due to the walls Burr has up. (Note: this was recorded a week in advance bc of Chelsea’s travel schedule.)

6 – MEANING OF LIFE, SEXY MUSIC

dustin — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 08:01:07 +0000

Chelsea tries to learn life coping mechanisms, frequently over sexy music. Is offered Clippers tickets, loses connection. Etc

5 – GRANDFATHERS, MAKEUP, BUBONIC PLAGUE

dustin — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 08:02:05 +0000

Revered comedian Chelsea Peretti speaks to a Hollywood Christian. American singing legend Richard Marx sings about Moo Goo Gai Pan and Mochas. Aziz Ansari calls in for an intense discussion of Think Like a Man. Some guy tries desperately to outsass Chelsea. Chelsea gets a baseball fan to admit dunks are more fun to watch than homeruns. Also: a soup development.

4 – BEING NICE, RADISHES, BEAR ATTACKS

dustin — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:33:31 +0000

In this episode Chelsea tries to be nicer to callers. A new song is premiered! A chef calls, Nick Kroll calls, Retta calls, a guy calls Chelsea a bitch, more abuse is confirmed, and Chelsea tests listeners on their food taste. Also: vomit, love.

3 – RACCOONS, DONKEYS, SOUP

dustin — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 09:49:27 +0000

So many excellent callers in this historic episode: a Canadian who has a gang of pygmy goats and donkey, a girl being bullied by the “popular hoes” at her school, Chelsea’s incoherent nephews, and a dude who realizes he was abused. Also! Chelsea tells the story of her shared flight with a legendary Oakland rapper.

2 – DOGS, MURDER, WEED

dustin — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 07:02:07 +0000

In this groundbreaking 2nd episode American comedic legend Chelsea Peretti premieres a new sound effect and tackles a roving series of topics with her saintlike call-in guests: a dude who squandered his minor league baseball fortune on sush, a gay murderer in Orlando, a medical professional describing an acid overdose, a dude who works at Ruby Tuesdays, and more!

1 – Pilot Episode: Did You Get My Letter

dustin — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 19:01:47 +0000

In this already classic pilot episode Chelsea takes the temp of her callers: the son of a white supremacist, a weird German dude, a pizza delivery girl, The Kid Mero (her only friend in the Bronx), and more. Debut of Coffee Crankin Thru My Sys song.

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